Hey I’m Lucian, your no BS, cut the crap pet business strategist. After 22 years of real experience in this industry, including pet retail, dog grooming, and vet clinics, I’ve seen the good, the bad, and the constant “why is this happening to me” mess. I know how it feels to be an incredible dog trainer or pet walker who is constantly stuck in the grind, drowning in endless administrative tasks, and letting broken processes control your life. You shouldn’t be fighting spreadsheets instead of working with animals. Forget the same old cookie cutter advice and generic templates that always fail. We don’t do boring. We rip things apart to get down to the nitty gritty root cause of your specific problems. We build custom systems together that work for your bottom line. If you’re ready to fix your pricing, establish professional policies, and finally get your shit together to make your business a well oiled machine, no gimmicks, no sugarcoating, just the cold hard truth, then let’s do this.